Dirk T.A. Wild

Dirk T.A. Wild Welcomes You To Here

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to you the anomalous general person. No doubt you are licentious for my output so you will be chuffing chuffed when I tell you that I have done it again.

Do you need to remember things. Worry no more for you can now do it with the help of “Falafel Dressing”, the self help process that is sweeping our parts. Apply the method. Remember things.

Also by me— “Flamingo Diet” is a fine method of finding things, “Consummate Counsel” the legend that reveals the ways of Wimmin, “Never a truer word” and that one with the slugs. The 2009 diary should be useful again in 2026.

Pip Pip

Dirk T.A. Wild